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Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
Why don't oysters give to charity?
Because they're shellfish.
And lastly: You have to stay in shape. grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is! - Ellen Degeneres
To get to the second-hand shop.
Why don't oysters give to charity?
Because they're shellfish.
And lastly: You have to stay in shape. grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is! - Ellen Degeneres
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What do you call an Igloo with no toilet?
An Ig.
An Ig.
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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a swimming pool? Bob
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in front of the front door? Matt
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a salad? Herb
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs hanging on the wall? Art.
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs playing the piano? Clever Dick.
If you have your appendix taken out it is called an "appendectomy".
If you have your tonsils taken out is is called a "tonsillectomy".
If a woman has a change operation it is called "attachadicktome".
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in front of the front door? Matt
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a salad? Herb
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs hanging on the wall? Art.
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs playing the piano? Clever Dick.
If you have your appendix taken out it is called an "appendectomy".
If you have your tonsils taken out is is called a "tonsillectomy".
If a woman has a change operation it is called "attachadicktome".
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Marriage Quotes- for all us married couples out there or weds to be 
wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.
Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.
In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues.
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.
Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.
In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues.
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
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Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the ground each morning, the devil says,”OH CRAP, SHE'S UP"!
I got the above with a picture that I couldn't cut and paste - I figure there's lots here that the devil would be referring to! Ha!
I got the above with a picture that I couldn't cut and paste - I figure there's lots here that the devil would be referring to! Ha!