Jacko Got Backo?

Boss Man · Post by **Boss Man** » Thu May 07, 2009 3:17 pm

Apparently Michael Jackson has been told he's about 14lbs underweight, and if he wants to perform at the London O2 arena later this year, he needs to bulk up.

I must admit I do find this a bit humerous. I mean Jacko weightlifting?

Ohh, ohh god, ohh it burns, Bicep, ohh please make it stop.

Er Michael, you've only done two reps with a 5lb dumbell.

Oh gosh!!!

Then Jacko has to start out on really, really tame weights instead.

You can just imagine people walking past in the gym going, hey, isn't that Michael Jackson?

Looks like it.

Is he pumping up with a couple of pencils?

Looks like it.

Damn!!

Reminds me of something someone else saw years ago in a mag, where Prince the singer was standing next a Bar, with probably 300+ lb's on it, and the slogan said, Prince works out.

This guy said to me yeah he might, but not with that much weight

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swanso5 · Post by **swanso5** » Thu May 07, 2009 10:05 pm

wacko is a unit

maybe he can lift his old nose a few times if it's lying around somewhere?

www.uponlinetraining.com

cassiegose · Post by **cassiegose** » Fri May 08, 2009 11:16 am

He'd better be carefuly if hes moving around a whole lot... his new nose could fall right off his face.

Boss Man · Post by **Boss Man** » Fri May 08, 2009 5:51 pm

He'd have to avoid doing any exercises where a Bar goes near his face, like Bench Pressing, Skull Crushers, Military Press etc etc, just incase he accidentally scraped his schnozzle onto the floor.

Boopster · Post by **Boopster** » Sun May 10, 2009 3:59 pm

But the real question is:

Is he gonna wear that hot sexy white sparkly glove?

Boss Man · Post by **Boss Man** » Sun May 10, 2009 4:14 pm

Well I don't think it's really possible to get a pumped up hand, so it'll probably still fit, providing he doesn't pack too much additional fat on his hand.

Yeah the glove is a bit silly really. Unless he took up Golf, then the glove would make sense.