I hate this to be first post but I am an honest person, "you're lazy".
Now after saying that I must tell you how I know. I've been there, just 3 weeks ago, feeling the SAME way!
You must have a goal, and want it bad enough to do something about it.
You must drop ALL negativity, because it only makes things seem that much harder.
Listen to yourself breath, understand what you're doing for body.
This is exercise, you wont love it till you learn to love it!
Best of luck to you, now get off your tuff and MAKE yourself do it.
Stick to it, and if you need someone to make you feel horrible about being lazy add me
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