Anyway, here goes -
During a summer trip to the beach I splurged and bought a really cute tankini top. Wore it one day when the surf was really choppy and had some great waves, so I went boogie boarding. Now, mind you I'm not the big-headed type - far from it...but I must say I was looking pretty cool out there riding those waves! I mean, I didn't see any other 40+ aged women out there doing what I was doing, looking as cool as I was looking
, so I was kinda proud of myself 
.After a while I decided it was time to get out of the water and dry off. Now you know ladies...when we exit from the beach water we always stand a little taller, suck in the tummy and try to look like one of those Bay Watch babes (even if it's only in our minds!), so I made sure I was looking all tight and right, chest out, tummy in. Noticed I was getting some looks....nice, after all it feels good to be wearing a new cute top and you can still turn a head or two, ya know?
So I soaked up the attention (but without letting it show, pretending I didn't notice the looks
) went back to beach chair and spent a nice day soaking up the rays - still enjoying the occasional glance way . When we got back to the hotel room I went in to the bathroom to shower and change. OMG!!!! 
I looked in the mirror and wanted to die, right there on the spot. I hadn't realized tankini top came with those little padded inserts to enhance the bust...which normally I would not have minded...but inserts had slipped out of place! Now I had 4 boobs!! One of the inserts had worked itself up above natural chest line, even with shoulder and the other had slipped down to button area! OH geez!!!! I looked like some sort of mutant boob woman! After I got over the initial shock, and pulled out the inserts, I couldn't help but just dissolve into laughter when i thought about what I must have looked like coming out of that water!!! (me thinking I was ALL that) HA! that'll teach me! So, that's story...hope it brings a smile or a laugh or two...we all need to laugh, it's healthy for ya!
If anyone else has a funny story, please share!
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I'm not laughing at you Lynne.. I'm just laughing with you!