You do realise though, you will have to be available for Autograph signings, photo opportunities, and you'll have to start publishing a fanzine, and full colour posters, to keep groupies like K W interested.
Oh and you might need some merchandise too, so K W can wake up with her Swanso alarm clock, and wear her Swanso socks, and dry down with her fluffy Swanso Towel.
Not forgetting, the kinky Swanso Fountain pen range, that strips you down to the posing pouch, when you tip it upside down.
It's a big commitment dude. I'd be your manager, but the hassle's not worth 10%

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