new shapefit

[Boss Man]

Don't ruin the mystique. There has to be a little uncertainty and devilishness to people like Packard, otherwise the magic might fade, when everything is on show

He's an international Man Of Mystery, you live next to a Zoo or something like that. He has his thing, you have yours, so everything's good and right with the world .

[ldematto]

You are right - again! Actually I love Packards avatar - very handsome, type of man! I must admit I wondered why Lesplease seemed to be yelling - I just didn't have the guts to ask!

[Boss Man]

I wondered that weeks ago. I think a Wasp stung her on the Arse. Either that or she sat on an Anthill .

[Boss Man]

You're yanking our chain aren't you

[Packard]

Actually, after I graduated, I was planning to go to Russia and hunt polar bears (where it's legal because they are terrorizing the fishing villages), and I was explaining to roommate how I planned to use EVERY PART of the bear, though the meat is high in β-carotene, so I would have to share.

That is a photo of me attacking a polar bear, using on teeth and hands. (I was a vegetarian at the time, and she was a hardcore vegan. She was *extremely* upset with plans!)

Rather novel polar bear hunting attire. Polar bears are vegans? Not the ones I've killed (in self-defense).

(Actually there are no polar bears near where I live and I made up the "ones I've killed" bit, but the wildebeests are getting to be a real problem and I have purchased a .223 assault rifle for protection.)

[ldematto]

Rather novel polar bear hunting attire.

Ahhhhh, that explains it - I always go polar bear hunting in bikini - that way when I catch them with teeth I don't get blood on any of clothes. Course what else would a "retired" 25 year old do with herself but hunt polar bears in russia? You go girl~!

[ldematto]

It's a dress!

Phew! Much better attire for polar bear hunting

[fitoverforty]

LMAO! You people have LOST your minds!!! But I'm lovin' it!

[ldematto]

Moi?

[Packard]

It's a dress!

Prove it.

[Packard]

Perhaps if you wore a more suitable dress (white, for the polar bear) you would not have these difficulties.

Suggestion:

[ldematto]

Now there's a polar bear chasin dress if I've ever seen one

[Packard]

I hope those are fake so they don't wobble and fall out when she runs...

Perhaps a bit more wobble would offend the polar bears less:

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[ldematto]

Oh yeah - same thing happens to me - ha!!

Once again I'm sooooooo glad I have little ones! Can you imagine what those will look like when she gets age?

[fitoverforty]

Okay, sorry to change the subject but I have another question about the "new shapefit" look.

Down at the bottom of the ShapeFit.com Fitness Main Forum page where it shows who is online, usually is says how many registered members, guest, etc. and their names. But now I notice that in addition to members names it says "Baidu [spider], Google [Bot], Yahoo [Bot], what is that? Are we being watched, or tracked? Not sure what it is, but don't think I like it.