lifting leg up to position them on a leg press and tearing the whole left thigh area on pants in two, exposing underwear and instead of covering it up I started laughing like an idiot and walked out to change

What helps is a large mirror that doesn't wear silk gloves when showing you off, and we have one as soon as you step out of the shower at the gym. I think it's a setup, to make people stare at their full sized naked bodies and I use it to keep track of success every week. Everytime I step out of the...